Politically Incorrect, Women/ Feminism

“It is not anti-women just to talk about women. And we’re going to do it now. Because when I say this is a feminised country, first of all understand that I get it that are millions and millions of women who are still the eye realists and millions of millions of men who are anything but…however, for lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are now the values of America. Sensitivity is more important than truth. Feelings are more important than facts. Commitment is more important than individuality. Children are more important than people. Safety is more important than fun!

I always hear women say, you know, “married man live longer”. Err…yes, and an indoor cat also lives longer! It’s a fur ball with a broken spirit that could only look out on a world that will never enjoy but… it does technically live longer!

See, this is very personal to me because I’m like the last of my guy friends who’ve never got married and their wives, they don’t want them playing with me! You know, I’m like the escaped slave. I bring news of freedom! You know, it’s not a good thing to have me around…”Keep the husbands in the dock, they are happier that way!” But you know, all my married friends, I knew these guys when they were young and… they were mustangs! They used to do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted! And now, they are not mustangs. They are that horse in the central park with the blinders on, you know…just going around in a circle in a cloud of flies and sitting in a bucket, you know!

So I know women don’t have it easy in America but it is sort of politically incorrect just to be male in this country now. I mean, look at television, look at any sitcom. The wife is always brilliant and ethereal and right about everything and the husband is always a dumb fuck, lucky to have found her! The only smart men on television are Frasier and is brother, both of them are gayer than Little Richard’s underpants.

So, I understand that women suffer but I don’t think it’s as much publicized that a lot of men in America are living lives of quiet desperation. Lobotomised of their libido. Anaesthetizing themselves with sports and pornography. And living in an Orwellian world where we have to pretend to concord with the women’s point of view. On any TV show in America have someone got up there and said, you know, “Women are smarter than men”- automatic round of applause! If someone said, “Men are smarter than women” - you would be booed out of the stage!

I mean, what does that tell us about our culture? That we have to pretend that one sex is smarter than the other: “Women are smarter than men!” “If women ran the world there’d be no war!” “Being pregnant is sexy!”...You know, just a whole raster of things that we don’t really believe but we pretend to believe cause it’s easier to make women nod than to live in the doghouse! I heard one on daytime TV the other day - only a women could have said this and of course everyone pretended it was true -. She said: “- A couple should explore their mutual fantasies”… There are no such things as mutual fantasies! Yours bore us. Ours offend you. Trust me.

Ladies, trust me. There is no fantasy where a handsome prince runs to you across a meadow and takes you in his arms and pledges his undying love…and then cums on your face, ok? That would be a mutual fantasy if you ever seen a porn movie.”

Excerto retirado de : “Bill Maher - Victory Begins at Home (2003)”

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