Momento nostálgico despropositado e absurdo? É só puxar da alavanca Ren and Stimpy:

"Mr. Horse - Do I know you?
Ren (salesman) - I don’t think so! Would you like to take a look in some fine rubber nipples?
Mr. Horse - Did my wife send you? (looking frightened)
Ren - No, Sr.! But you look like someone who could really use some rubber nipples.
Mr. Horse - How do I know you are not from the FBI??
Ren - Sr., I can assure you. We’re only salesman!
Mr. Horse - All right, so I made a mistake!! (panicking and shouting) One mistake!! Can’t a man start over?? Will I have to keep on paying?? Arghh!! Maybe I should make another mistake! Maybe two more!! (madly stare at Ren and Stimpy)

(Ren and Stimpy trembling)

Ren - Please, Sr.!!I think one mistake is plenty! Just let me show you what’s inside here (showing a suitcase)?
Mr. Horse - Do it, man!! I’m not armed!!

(with hands raised, facing the suitcase)

Ren - We really just wanna sell you some rubber nipples!! See!!
(showing a rubber nipple)

Mr. Horse - Ohhhh (relieved)! It is a nipple!Ahahah! Ohhh..what you may think of me...Forget everything I said! (glad) So, nipples, hein? Humm...No, Sr. I don’t think I have any use for rubber nipples (although wearing pants, gloves and a cap made of rubber). But I tell you what, though...(suspiciously gazing inside the house) Do you have a rubber walrus protector? (showing a sharped teeth walrus being held captive inside the house)

Frightened walrus - Call the police (weeping)!!!”

Extract from “Rubber Nipple Salesmen” episode - Ren & Stimpy


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