Late Night

Não leio, não escrevo, não trabalho, não produzo.A minha actividade nocturna rendeu-se (ou “a minha vida reduziu-se”) em absoluto a isto:

Ou a coisas deste género:

''The California legislature announced that they have moved their state's presidential primary from June to February. When asked why, a California lawmaker said, 'Because it's really fun to hear Governor Schwarzenegger try to say 'February.'''

Ou ainda…

“…Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans. (...)Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.”

Ou mesmo...

"Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back."

Obrigado Conan.

Led